This comic warrants some explanation. Last semester, some sort of radical evangelist showed up on campus carrying a big sign and raving about repentance or hellfire, as well as some heretical statements. He wasn’t well received by Christian groups who met to challenge him. I saw him on campus waving his big sign, and I thought to myself, “what an ineffective way to preach the gospel.” Anyways, the next day his picture showed up in the Daily Evergreen. In the same issue of the Evergreen, I saw this brilliant article about the horrors of UGG boots. Putting the two together, I came up with this comic. Enjoy.